Parlotte
A speaking-time counter for meetings. It measures who speaks, never what is said.
I make free apps. No ads, no trackers, no business model. Just because I love it.
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apps on the stores
5
sites given away
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data collected
Latest project shipped
September 2026 · App StoreParlotte
A speaking-time counter for meetings. It measures who speaks, never what is said.
- Released
- 17 September 2026
- Version
- 1.0
- iOS
- 17 and up
- Data
- Stays on the device, nothing leaves
- Price
- Free, no in-app purchase
01 / Workshop rules
4 rules, no exception§ 1
Free.
No app costs anything. No in-app purchase, no pro version, no subscription.
§ 2
No ads.
No banner, no advertising SDK, no "partners". The screen is yours.
§ 3
No data.
Trajeo records your rides on your phone, nothing leaves the device. No account whenever we can do without one.
§ 4
Made in Brussels.
Designed, coded and shipped from Brussels, by one person. The terraces in Sunny Terraces are a ten minute ride away.
02 / On the stores
iOS
6 apps. 5 out, 1 on its way.
PlateWave
Courteous messaging between drivers, via the number plate.
MyRugby
Your rugby club's live score. The coach types, the parents follow. Multi-club, web and iPhone, FR/NL/EN.
UCC United Combat Connections
Social network for MMA, BJJ, boxing and Muay Thai fighters.
Sunny Terraces
The sunlit terraces of Brussels, in real time.
SoonTrajeo
An automatic, private logbook of your bike rides. Everything stays on the phone.
03 / Sites given away
When a project speaks to me, I build the site. For free.
Mentor-EscaleA charity supporting unaccompanied foreign minors. Volunteer redesign in progress.mentorescale.be
Cartographie Sans PapiersInteractive map of places occupied by undocumented people.cartesanspapiers.be
Un enfant, un arbreChildren learn reforestation, in the ground and in a nursery, starting from school.1enfant1arbre.org
04 / Writing
The latest three.
App Store Connect: submitting an iOS app from the terminal
Every submission, the same time lost clicking and uploading screenshots. This time: a bash script, the App Store Connect API and Chrome driven by Claude Code. One human click.
Strix: an autonomous AI hacker to audit a vibe-coded app
An open-source AI pentest agent that attacks your code like a real hacker and proves each flaw with an exploit. Docker, LLM, Apache 2.0 - the tool I plug into my security audit.
3D landing pages with Claude Code and Opus 5: the anti-slop workflow
Building a Three.js landing page that stands out: the right reference, Opus 5 pushed to the max, a harness that drives the browser, then molding. A video summary.
All articles
40 articles · FR / EN
110 projects since 2023, everything I build, including the failures. lab.thisishumanmade.com
05 / Who
My name is Emmanuel Lemal. Thirty years of code, a good part of it teaching front-end at bachelor level in Brussels. I steer AI to move faster, without handing it the wheel. The rest of the time I build apps because I enjoy it.
06 / Contact